Lexical Words

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:25:34 +0100

Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.

Audio

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:21:57 +0100

sarellasands: 30 DAYS OF FEMALE AWESOMEfavourite lead female...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:39:19 +0100

sarellasands:

30 DAYS OF FEMALE AWESOME
favourite lead female character → col. samantha carter

iamaproudsuperwholockian: yellowbrickrose: you clever boy and

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:53:31 +0100

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

yellowbrickrose:

you clever boy

and

fannishminded: soloontherocks: avenging-superwholockian: kill-...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:50:49 +0100

fannishminded:

soloontherocks:

avenging-superwholockian:

kill-frid:

a new Doctor’s companion

GAHHHHHHHH SCREAMING ACTUALLY SCREAMING AND IMAGINING ALL THE POSSIBILITIES PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS

THE EYEBROW RAISE AND NOD IN THE LAST GIF

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES Y E S OHMYGODYESTHISISPERFECTSOMEONEWRITE IT NOW.

yeeitsanna: superwholock-is-the-new-sexy: severedhead-justteafo...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:45:27 +0100

yeeitsanna:

superwholock-is-the-new-sexy:

severedhead-justteaformethanks:

pineappledean:

thebrotherswinchester:

just-be-my-soul:

sams-soul:

SPN FANDOM TRADITION: ALWAYS. REBLOG. ON. TUESDAY.

DO WANT THIS TRADITION TO STAY FOREVER IN THIS FANDOM

ALWAYS.

My alarm clock ringtone is heat of the moment. But only for tuesdays. I guess I’m a masochist.

grabsomelasers: typette: ohgoditsafurry: foervraengd: Okay...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:29:28 +0100

grabsomelasers:

typette:

ohgoditsafurry:

foervraengd:

Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…

Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME

literally a minute in and I have to reblog it already.

LISTEN TWITTER/TUMBLR IF YOU ARE AN ART PEEP MAYBE GIVE THIS VIDEO A WATCH BECAUSE DAMN

MATT SMITH AND DAVID TENNANT BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE 50TH...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:49:26 +0100

MATT SMITH AND DAVID TENNANT BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY

The Sexiest of Mexican Eatery: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:42:42 +0100

The Sexiest of Mexican Eatery: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

falling-in-love-with-fandoms: lets-0bey: jdfred: lacquerandcan...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:54:41 +0100

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

lets-0bey:

jdfred:

lacquerandcandy:

geekscoutcookies:

If you dont do anything else tonight. Press Play. I was laughing, singing and cheering.

PRESS PLAY.

YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS

OMG!!!!! Thank you for posting this, it is glorious!!!

Best couple ever haha

Hahahahha this is great!!

this is great

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:53:58 +0100

wholockian221b: because-misha-collins: severedhead-justteaforme...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:31:38 +0100

wholockian221b:

because-misha-collins:

severedhead-justteaformethanks:

pineappledean:

thebrotherswinchester:

just-be-my-soul:

sams-soul:

SPN FANDOM TRADITION: ALWAYS. REBLOG. ON. TUESDAY.

DO WANT THIS TRADITION TO STAY FOREVER IN THIS FANDOM

ALWAYS.

FANDOM LAW YOU MUST ABIDE

ALWAYS.

the doctor and mr. clever

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:31:06 +0100

the doctor and mr. clever

If you would so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:02:44 +0100

kotorswtor:

finalheavenlockhart:

winterbluehoodie:

overlyexcitedvampiregirl:

disobedient-nightmare:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

i-am-not-a-guardian:

~~I expect no notes.~~

ho boy do i ever

Dude.

Constantly.

Ehhh sometimes I’ll admit.

All the time *cries*

(WHAT skills?)

Immensely. But (A)I can’t not write, regardless, and (B) I figure more writing is the only way to fix it.

Every time I reread something I’ve written in the past. But I agree, writing more is literally the ONLY way to fix it.

Reblog if you are a wizard or a witch

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:40:35 +0100

i-am-whale:

my-invisible-angel:

nicalletteswigart:

1.4 million wizards on Tumblr!

1.4 MILLION WIZARDS ON TUMBLR

ALMOST 2

2 Million!

2.7 Million

Almost 3 Million!!!!

4 MILLION!!!!

LET’S GET THIS TO 5 MILLION!!

Let’s get 5 million!!!

Instant reblog

I REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT’S ON MY DASH.

WE NEED 7 MILLION

THE NOTES. OH GOD

just about every person on tumblr.

THIRTEEN MILLION GUYS!!!

14 FUCKING MILLION

bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:27:10 +0100

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: ridetheseaunicorn: dreyar: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system ...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:49:54 +0100

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

ridetheseaunicorn:

dreyar:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

well this is fucking bullshit

wtf

idk if it’s like this for the entire USA school system, but i’ve grown up with:

100-90 A

89-80 B

79-70 C

69-60 D

59-0 F

sometimes depending on the individual school’s preferences, b/t 59 and 55 is a “passing F” which is complete shit tbh

when we are hardly ever given above 75% it doesn’t matter as much… same problem at the other side of the scale to you guys

lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:49:24 +0100

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

WhoLock AU: Knock Knock └ Clara receives a visit from another...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:47:51 +0100

WhoLock AU: Knock Knock

└ Clara receives a visit from another strange man.

shubbabang: I finally understand

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:11:56 +0100

shubbabang:

I finally understand